Inside the Brain of a Bitch

My name is Megan. I’m one of those girlfriend-girls, and I’m fine with it. My boyfriend is awesome and puts up with a lot of my garbage. I’ve been known to rock some theatre every now and then; running the show either on or off stage. Thimbles, pirates, ducks, anchors, and bows make me smile. I hate girls, and stupid people annoy the hell out of me. Buckle up before reading on...

May 18th at 3PM / tagged: craftysaturday. crossstitch. purple. pimp. gangstagranny. / 1 note

Today’s project. #craftysaturday #crossstitch #purple #pimp #gangstagranny

May 16th at 2PM / tagged: chompers. rainyday. meow. naptime. probsnot. sleepy. dinosaur. boredom. hashtag. amicoolyet. nailart. / 0 notes

#naptime #dinosaur #chompers #rainyday #boredom #nailart #sleepy #meow #hashtag #amicoolyet #probsnot

May 15th at 8AM / tagged: catstagram. catsofinstagram. kitty. instacat. kingofthecastle. acorn. fierce. vogue. / 0 notes

#vogue #acorn #fierce #kitty #kingofthecastle #catstagram #catsofinstagram #instacat

May 11th at 3PM / tagged: catstagram. sunshine. cute. cuddlingalone. sleepy. catsofinstagram. kitty. instacat. acorn. naptime. cat. / 3 notes

What a guy. #kitty #cat #catstagram #instacat #catsofinstagram #acorn #sleepy #naptime #sunshine #cute #cuddlingalone

May 8th at 7PM / tagged: dinosaur. dollars. birthday. sheknowsme. scratchticket. / 1 note

Thanks momma! #birthday #dinosaur #scratchticket #dollars #sheknowsme

May 8th at 7PM / tagged: summer. kiteflying. cute. awesome. sunshine. icecream. hilarious. halifax. happiness. babysitting. / 0 notes

Spending my #summer with this kid. #awesome #halifax #sunshine #kiteflying #icecream #hilarious #happiness #cute #babysitting

May 8th at 7AM / tagged: solo. crazy. dancing. imacreep. sunshine. halifax. happiness. / 1 note

This girl was actually just loving life on the streetcorner yesterday #halifax #sunshine #dancing #solo #crazy #happiness #imacreep

May 6th at 9PM / tagged: cute. zoo. marmosets. birthday. muntjac. otters. happiness. zebra. / 1 note

#zoo #zebra #otters #muntjac #marmosets #birthday #happiness #cute

May 6th at 9PM / tagged: sleepinganimals. birthday. cute. eltigre. itwashot. / 1 note

#birthday at the Moncton Zoo! #eltigre #itwashot #sleepinganimals #cute

May 6th at 5AM / tagged: simpsons. trousersnakes. birthday. snakeeggs. tappedout. / 1 note

Woah. Thanks Jordan! Ha ha #birthday #simpsons #tappedout #snakeeggs #trousersnakes

May 5th at 8AM / tagged: starwars. starwarsgeek. mayfifth. revengeofthefifth. jedi. birthday. itsatrap. / 4 notes

#starwars days end with my #birthday tomorrow #revengeofthefifth #mayfifth #starwarsgeek #jedi #itsatrap

May 4th at 5PM / tagged: mudslide. oreo. brownies. zomg. coolwhip. reasonsimfat. birthday. pudding. / 2 notes

#zomg #birthday #mudslide #oreo #brownies #pudding #coolwhip #reasonsimfat

May 4th at 7AM / tagged: starwars. starwarsgeek. maythefourthbewithyou. jedi. birthday. mayfourth. itsatrap. / 4 notes

Leading up to my #birthday with #starwars days… #maythefourthbewithyou #mayfourth #starwarsgeek #jedi #itsatrap

May 2nd at 9PM / tagged: snakes. eggs. imhilarious. sorrynotsorry. weiner. trousersnakes. tappedout. / 0 notes

Ha ha ha but actually thanks for the eggs #sorrynotsorry #weiner #eggs #tappedout #snakes #trousersnakes #imhilarious

May 1st at 2PM / tagged: healthyeats. seanporn. foodporn. fruit. yummm. toastwithjam. coras. nadine. date. breakfast. / 1 note

We lava dee brek-fests. #coras #breakfast #date #yummm #foodporn #seanporn #toastwithjam #fruit #healthyeats #nadine